Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Couch. On fire.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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