Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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