I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
my liver is dry heaving
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