I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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