I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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