you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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