this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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