Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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