I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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