I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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