his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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