if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Your penis caused this!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
