Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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