West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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