The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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