I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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