I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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