shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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