i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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