just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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