It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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