Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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