Duck Duck Cougar?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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