If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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