My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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