what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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