butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We are two peas in an std pod
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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