these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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