chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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