It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just gargled with NyQuil
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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