is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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