Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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