Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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