He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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