READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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