i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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