But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
This house was built for laser tag.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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