she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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