In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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