I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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