Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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