3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i don't like sucking hair
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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