this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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