The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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