Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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