only if we run a train.
done.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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