so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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