Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
