I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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