It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I need moral support for this bender
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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