So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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