I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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