Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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