I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize